Hi,
No worries. I wasn't offended. I just wanted to make it clear that it was an impossible thing.
It's not that small. You need to take into account the statuses of the orders, the products, do the parsing, the MySQL query, the replacing, maybe one or two extra options.
It's several dozens of lines of code so it's already a feature on its own. It's not just 10 lines of code I can easily add in a few minutes. It requires proper development and testing, probably a whole day.
We'll see if we can do it for the next release but I can't guarantee it will be in there.